Category: Humor

That’s not SEO. That’s just dumb.

I’ve heard a lot of things over the years as I’ve worked in the unique field of SEO. Ours is an industry without a university, or valid certification program. Where sheisters claim to have the cure-all for everything, and relatives of business owners chime in with all kinds of “helpful advice”. So I sent around some […]

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Making Bacon Pancakes with Jake in 3D

The Original GIF of Jake makin’ and tossing his famous Bacon Pancakes was made by http://kurtsnyder.com and it’s AWESOME. Makin’ 3d Bacon Pancakes I took the original GIF of Jake from Adventure Time flippin’ his bacon pancakes and threw it into photoshop. Being a newbie it took forever to add the layers, and edit the […]

Category: Humor

Adventure Time GIFs I’ve Made

“You’re beautiful girl! You live in the forest, so why don’t you just let it hang out?” Episode 5, Season 2 “Storytelling” Gunter in loves being sung to by the Ice King. Episode 25, Season Four “I Remember You” Giant guy getting junked up so hard he vomits up Jake. Episode 5, Season One “The Enchiridion!” That’s […]

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Best Analysis of Flash Intros

[I was talking to]…Jared Spool of User InterfaceEngineering, to ask, “Flash intros – good or bad?” Jared said, “When we have clients who are thinking about Flash splash pages, we tell them to go to their local supermarket and bring a mime with them. Have the mime stand in front of the supermarket, and, as […]

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99 Luft Balloons- April Fools Prank

So I arrived at my office, to notice all 10 chairs from my department were missing from everyone’s desks in them main area…and found that they had all migrated into my office. Luckily I was able to get through the door and coral them back to the desks. I was then confronted by a vast […]

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Google Can Cache The Future

John Jones, and his new Weekly SEO blog have discovered that Google has now gained the ability to travel through time, and cache a page in the future!This represents a whole new unprecedented level of technology being harnessed by Google…TIME TRAVEL! Google Breaks the 4th Dimension While it’s always been known that search patents and […]

Category: Humor

Apples for Gypsies: 7 things about Me

“Isn’t it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously.” It looks like I was tagged with this meme by David Harry, known as @thegypsy on twitter to write a post elaborating on 7 facts about myself. Although his name always gets me thinking about Gogol Bordello, he has been […]

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